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VITAL. HUMAN. SOUNDS.

THE NEW ALBUM FROM J. RUMZ IS NOW STREAMING ON ALL PLATFPORMS

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Artists First. Always. 

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If you’ve ever been told you’re “too weird,” “too intense,” or “too much”—congratulations, you’re our kind of artist. We don’t care about your follower count, your genre, or your “marketability.” We care about guts, originality, and the willingness to do what everyone else is too scared to try.

Creative Control

We’ll give you advice, sure. But you’re the boss. Want to drop a single at 3am on a Wednesday? Fine. Want to shoot a video in a haunted laundromat? Even better. We’re not here to play it safe, and neither should you.

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No Rulebook, No Apologies

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Every other label will tell you “that’s not how it’s done.” We say, “Why the hell not?” We don’t care if it’s “not industry standard.” We don’t care if it makes the gatekeepers nervous. If you want to do it, we’ll find a way. We’ll break the rules, bend the genres, and piss off the purists—because that’s how real art gets made. We don't support cancel culture, we support the artists.

For the Misfits, Mavericks, anD Musical Maniacs

If you’ve ever been told you’re “too weird,” “too intense,” or “too much”—congratulations, you’re our kind of artist. We don’t care about your follower count, your genre, or your “marketability.” We care about balls, originality, and the willingness to do what everyone else is too scared to try. we make our own rules and we'll back yours everyday of the week.

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One-Stop Chaos :   None of the Hassle
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Why pay a small fortune to a revolving door of “specialists” who barely remember your name? We’ve spent years learning every damn thing ourselves—production, mixing, branding, socials, you name it—so you don’t have to hire (or trust) a circus of strangers. You get everything in one place, from people who actually give a shit about your music. Need a logo that’ll get you banned from your local vegan cafe? Done. 

The Bottom Line : we're bringing it back
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Last Dart Records isn’t just a label. It’s a middle finger to the way things have always been done. We’ll work our asses off for you, we’ll never water down your sound, and we’ll never tell you to “play it safe.” If you’re ready to make music that matters—and maybe freak out a few suits along the way—we’re ready for you. 

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Last Dartist's

$199

199

Every month

+$12 Artist Portal Profile Creation

Valid for 6 months
+ 7 day free trial

FREE TRIAL - one free half day session with producer

4 x half-day studio sessions per month - schedule yourself

Sessions can be booked consecutively to make a full-day

Producer for every session included

All sessions include filming and edited content for socials

Custom instrumentals list access (exclusive to last darters)

Branding Pack (logo, EPK web page, link in bio)

Artist EPK page - (feature on website optional)

Publishing and distribution at no cost (optional)

Last Darter’s Portal access

All online courses access

Unlimited contact to help you

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